My friend sent this to me and I found it quite funny:
A 6 year old and 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?' says the 6 year old.
'I think it's about time we started cussing.' The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast. I'm gonna say something with hell & you say something with ass.' The 4year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Then the mother walks into the kitchen.
She asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, guess I'll have some Cheerios.'
WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice,
' What do YOU want for breakfast,young man?'
'I don't know', he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'