Monday, September 29, 2008

When to Start Cussing

My friend sent this to me and I found it quite funny:

A 6 year old and 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?' says the 6 year old.

'I think it's about time we started cussing.' The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast. I'm gonna say something with hell & you say something with ass.' The 4year old agrees with enthusiasm.

Then the mother walks into the kitchen.

She asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, guess I'll have some Cheerios.'

WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.

His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice,

' What do YOU want for breakfast,young man?'

'I don't know', he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'


morewineplease said...

this is awesome! thanks for bringing the funny!

Mags said...


Scarlet O'Kara said...

Can I just thank you for the giggle...'cause I really need it!

Surf Girl said...

That made me laugh out loud in my super-quiet office!
Love it!

A Belle and her Beau said...

I love it ... I am going to forward that on!

kmm0305 said...

Mind if I post it, too? That is hilarious! :)

CM said...

oh my stars! Thats hilarious!

The Lawyer's Wife said...

Oh this would so happen at my house ... and I would have the worst time keeping it together because that is some funny stuff!